A Tribute To John Tyndall
We did this as a demo but decided to make it public. It was originally going to be used as incidental background music for another video but here it is anyway.

The BNP's Walker Brothers
Barnsley 9th July 2009 Part 1
This is bloody funny so make sure and have a gander at it. Part 2 will be online soon.

Andi Ali Spotted In Blackpool On The 20th Of June

After keeping its head low for quite some time the halal pie muncher turned out last weekend. Last we heard Andi was getting done for sexual harrassment or something like that but its back and just as gormless as ever. The fuckwit pictured (below) is Shaun Bennett, the 'organiser' for the anti-British demo in Blackpool. What the fuck is he supposed to be anyway? Another middle-class child who wants to rebel as long as the bank of mummy and daddy bail him out when things go tits up. Anyway folks remember to lock up your girlfriends, wives and children because Andi Ali is back, camera in hand and he's as frustrated as ever.

Thanks to 'you know who' for the pics

NORTH EAST NATIONAL FRONT SERIOUSLY DISRUPT PRO-ASYLUM RED DEMO

"Today Saturday 20th June, thirty members of Tyneside National Front seriously disrupted a pro-asylum seeker march through Newcastle centre. The reds turned out a motley collection from various groups demanding more rights for Asylum Seekers. The NF countered the march with big banners which proclaimed "No Immigration - No Asylum - Problem Solved".
Although the march was not totally stopped, the presence of thirty NF members on the streets seriously disrupted the red march and thousands of ordinary folk saw the NF banners which dwarfed the tatty red banners. Street action to show the people of Tyneside that there is a party out there who will vigorously oppose the red rabble. The police were obviously unhappy with the red march and as the NF counter demo got under way they made the reds march on the pavement". For more pictures 'n' stuff click here

Unite Against Fascism's Embarrassing Blackpool Turnout Has Us All Pointing And Laughing

WIGANMIKE Talks About Events In Blackpool Tonight On Covert Chat

From 10:00pm (GMT)

Wigan Mike of the British Freedom Fighters will be in the chatroom tonight to talk about turning up in Blackpool yesterday, intimidating the reds almost to tears, arrests and all stuff related. If you have questions for Mike or the BFF he'll be happy to answer them

Another Pic From Blackpool Of The UAF Before They Toddled Off Early And Without Making Any Impact At All

UAF Call It A Day And Bugger Off Home

No sooner have we put the first pics up and the UAF call it a day and go home after their awful turnout in Blackpool today. After musterng around a pitiful 30 'demonstrators' once again 'they came, they saw, they fucked off' as the blatenty obvious lack of support made them a laughing stock much to the amusement of locals, BNP members and supporters alike.

British National Party Laughing At The UAF In Blackpool

Heres a couple of pics from Blackpool where the BNP are celebrating their Euro victory. About 30 UAF have turned up.

Weyman Bennett (pictured above with Banana) is there as well

Donal MacIntyre injured in attack

Donal MacIntyre and his wife were assaulted in a bar, apparently over a football hooligan he exposed nearly a decade ago, it has been revealed.
Four men set upon the investigative journalist - who competed in Dancing On Ice this year - in the Cloud 9 wine bar in Hampton Court, west London, on Wednesday, leaving him with a black eye and cut face and needing hospital treatment for concussion.
The journalist - whose wife suffered bruising after she was hit while trying to intervene - told The Sun the attack was related to an investigation of his in 2000.
In 2000, two men - Jason Marriner and Andrew Frain - were jailed for six and seven years respectively for planning football violence after they were exposed by MacIntyre on his BBC programme MacIntyre Undercover.
MacIntyre infiltrated the Chelsea Headhunters hooligan gang by posing as a drug dealer, and filmed the men using hidden cameras as they planned a fight against rival fans while travelling in the back of a car to a football match at Leicester.
The journalist told The Sun: "The attack on us was clearly related to my investigation from 2000."
The 43-year-old said his work had led to him being assaulted and having his car vandalised in the past. "I'll take those slings and arrows, but it crosses a line when my wife gets caught in the crossfire," he told the newspaper.
Surrey Police said a 48-year-old man, from Addlestone, was arrested yesterday (Thursday) on suspicion of assault causing actual bodily harm, questioned and bailed until July 30.

Belfast Race Hate Victims Hide In Church

UAF Also told to fuck off

More than 100 Romanians living in Belfast had to take shelter in a church hall overnight after being forced from their homes by racist attacks. Police have now moved them to another location in the city. Video

"....throwing eggs at politicians is not a crime - it is a grand British tradition"

Diane Abbott MP for Hackney North and Stoke Newington

There you go folks, its not a crime so we look forward to a 'free range' for all although we suspect, like democracy, it only applies as long as it suits her own agenda. Just out of interest though doesn't it count as assault? Anyway, if Diane says its a "tradition" we can't wait to see how her attitude changes should she fall 'foul' of her own words. By the way, Americas deep south also has some "grand" traditions" like lynching, or tar and feathering but lets not forget one of the greatest BRITISH traditions of throwing bananas at darkies....oh hang on, you can't do that because Diane will be on the receiving end. One last thing, remember when John Prescott was egged? He 'traditionally' replied with a left hook. What other traditions are there that are British that you can think of that Diane would like to support? The Crusades perhaps? Empire? Slavery? Read its comments here.

Stormfront Britain Moderator Dux90 Angry That NWNumpties Lied In Her Name

Contrary to our original article it turns out that SF's Dux90 is livd that Pete Barker, Sean Hadley and the Yogurt Meister John Holloway have lied quite publicly in her name. She NEVER condoned what they were doing nor did she ever state that COVERT UNDERCOVER NUISANCE TACTICS or associates ever "threatened" her and she has herself publicy denounced their disgraceful lies. In a message to someone we know she asked that the same message be made public to clear the matter up and here it is.

"Ok I'll tryI know you don't know me but those who do, know I am honest.Yes I condemn that without reservation and if Sean Hadley and Pete Barker have lied then I condemn that too.I was intimidated by Yorkshire Loyal as I am not used to being attacked even verbally and I reacted accordingly.Life was tricky at the time with illness in my elderly parents and I felt enough was enough.It all stemmed from one pm from Yorkshire Loyal but that was after many nasty posts and pms on here from other posters.I regretted resigning as a mod and was sorry I had been hasty.The unpleasantness on the Covert blog did nothing to help and yet I felt I had given in to easily.So when you came to me with a pm and the info had seemed to come from the Covert team I was disinclined to do anything.I do not look at other forums or blogs so this was all going on without me being aware of it until very recently.As to doing anything about the threats it seemed as if I was expected to refute all sorts of stuff out on the internet.It seemed an impossible task, maybe I should have, as if it would have stopped this at it's source then I regret that.I can only say again that Yorkshire Loyal intimidated be in one pm and I probably overreacted.At no time did Yorkshire Loyal threaten my family and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. I condemn any outing and that is without reservation.

Thank you again Dux90"

Unite Against Fascism - a criminal conspiracy?

UAF infiltraited and recorded plotting violent attacks against BNP members (listen for yourself)

The Conservative leader and millionaire toff David Cameron has signed up to it; the disgraced (Conservative) Devon MP Anthony Steen who whined that the voters were “jealous” of his large house, has signed up to it; the disgraced (Labour) MP for Norwich North Ian Gibson has signed up to it; they have all signed up to the list of supporters for the organisation which campaigns against the British National Party and which advocates that the native British people should be forced to tolerate a highly policed repressive regime in order to accept millions of migrant workers and bogus asylum seekers. A rag bag of overpaid union barons who have done nothing to save British jobs for British workers; handsomely paid media pundits who live in ivory towers and haven’t a clue about everyday life on housing schemes; and disgraced MPs on both sides of the House who have recently been caught fiddling their expenses are hardly the most appropriate role models for any political movement but the absurdly named “Unite Against Fascism” (UAF) has a list of its signed up supporters most voters would find in the best case laughable or in the most likely case reprehensible. The leader of UAF is one Weyman Bennett; he stood as a Socialist Alliance candidate in the “culturally diverse” Tottenham constituency in 2001 and polled a derisory 3.7% of the vote in what should have been a natural SA power base.In an interview with The Times the unelected Bennett talks about physical confrontation and driving the BNP out of political life which implies physical violence and intimidation. In March this year a BNP activist, 48 year old Tony Ward (pictured) was brutally attacked by a crazed UAF mob in Leigh in Greater Manchester. The horrific attack made national headlines and a UAF supporter was arrested. Evidence of criminal activityWe are publishing a recording which was made at a UAF meeting in Newcastle on Tuesday 9th June 2009. Tony Dowling, the speaker in this recording, is also a member of the Socialist Workers Party, as well as Gateshead NUT, and regularly writes to the local press in the North East arguing that teachers who also happen to be BNP members, such as Adam and Mark Walker, should be sacked. Civil Liberty owes no allegiance to, or receives funding from any political party. The BNP is, along with the Lib-Dems, Greens, UKIP et al, a legitimate party which has a mandate to represent its voters in those wards, constituencies and EU regions which have returned BNP candidates to positions of office. Civil Liberty is releasing this recording in the public interest and believes a full police investigation should now be started about the UAF's proposed tactics and recent actions.All current and disgruntled former Conservative voters should also be asking just why their leader is sharing a space with a failed candidate from the Socialist Alliance, a party which violently opposes the “the capitalist profit system.” Listen to the damning evidence here.

Original Source Courtesy Of Civil Liberty

Stormfront Britain Moderator Dux90 Condones Veiled Threats Towards Children
"Well deserved" She says

Read more about this disgusting woman at North West Nationalists Exposed. Who the hell is this woman, have you met her, can you vouch for her? We'd like to know what kind of vermin Don Black allows on his forums even if it should be obvious just about any as long as it becomes a sustaining member. STORMFRONT BRITAIN WHERE MONEY SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS.

NORTH WEST NATIONALISTS EXPOSED

NOW ONLINE!

After months of pisstaking and wind up heres our latest offering and its pure class even if we do say so ourselves. This qualifies as one of our longest running running sessions of retard baiting and has had us laughing for ages. We are sure there are mny of you out there who will no doubt appreciate this. We can also guarantee our readers this is just the tip of the iceberg, a small taster if you will. This doesn't just include these fuckwits, we have been busy since around Christmas time but you'll have to be patient and in the meantime enjoy this and watch out for any more updates.

Visit North West Nationalists Exposed Here

Barnsley BNP BBQ To Celebrate Nick Griffin &

Andrew Brons Becoming M.E.P's

We nipped over to Barnsley yesterday (Friday 12th June) after we caught a wiff of BBQ in the air and as sure as day follows night there was an excellent spread on. As usual Barnsley BNP had a brilliant night with both locals (non-party members) and everyone from the local branch, families and friends combined. Thanks again to everyone in Barnsley for the grub, so much grub that even the Covert Team were full. Cheers!

Next Time You See Weyman Bennett Gobbing Off Remember This Video!

THE SUN Newspaper Makes Major Gaffe In Latest BNP Smear Campaign
In a poor attempt at yapping on about how a British Football team would look if the darkie players were removed (hypothetically under the rule of the BNP) they chose to use Glasgow Rangers as an example. We were wondering if the THE SUN would also do a similar article asking fans how they would feel if a Catholic became a 'star' player for the 'Gers'? The newspaper seems to have dropped a major clanger with this latest smear campaign overlooking sectarianism in favour of a totally pointless article. Daft twats.

We would ask all readers to also follow this link

SKY News Use Our Footage

Its now official, we got SKY to broadcast C.U.N.T to the Nation

Thanks to Kate for telling us about the link and the rest of you can see it here

Nick Griffin MEP VICTORY Speech

Andrew Brons MEP Acceptance Speech

video curtesy of http://www.youtube.com/user/bnprenaissance

We have something for you to have a look at in the next couple of days we know many of you will find interesting. Its actually something we've been doing for quite a while now on and off that we were not going to share but due to some issues we feel that we can share it with you now. Its given us many hours of amusement and its a shame to end it but summer is here and we are a busy lot. Anyway, give it a few days. We hope you see the funny side like we did or maybe we just have a unique sense of humour? And please no moaning emails about ridiculing the afflicted and mentally challenged and using their disabilities for jolly japes ok, who hasn't done it at some time? The subject we are mocking is, are they actually stupid or do they behave like they do for attention? You can decide for yourself if we are crossing the line of making mentally handicapped people the butt of our humour in a day or two and you can only find it here on the Covert Blog.

VICTORY FOR NATIONALISM IN THE UK

The British National Party has won its its first two seats in the European Parliament.
The far right party's leader Nick Griffin picked up a seat in the North West of England region early today.
And Andrew Brons won a seat last night in the Yorkshire and Humber region, where Labour lost a seat.
The wins came as the party appeared to attract significant numbers of disaffected Labour voters.
Health Secretary Andy Burnham, a North West MP, said the result was a "sad moment for British politics".
He said: "It is deeply uncomfortable to see the BNP polling in the numbers they have.
"Whatever the country's problems the BNP are never the answer.
"The BNP is the ultimate protest vote, a two fingered vote and largely a comment on Westminster politics.
"I think the BNP have got very clever in hiding their racist beliefs."
But Mr Griffin said he was "absolutely delighted".
"It will be a huge change in British politics," he said.
"The most demonised and lied about party in British politics has made a massive breakthrough tonight.
"The public have had their say in a democratic election and we should respect that."
Across the North West the Labour vote in the larger metropolitan areas fell badly compared to the 2004 Euro Elections.
In Liverpool, Labour's vote fell by 15,000, from 38,640 in 2004 to 23,849, and in Manchester from 36,458 to 27,502.
In Bury, Rochdale, and Stockport the Labour vote halved, along with a 13,000 drop in Sefton, 10,000 in St Helens, 15,000 on the Wirral, 10,000 down in Warrington and a 16,000 drop in Wigan.
The BNP vote increased only marginally in Liverpool and Manchester and their biggest single vote came in Wigan with 7,517 votes cast.
The BNP also polled strongly in Labour strongholds in south Yorkshire.
The BNP achieved 16% of the vote in Barnsley, nearly 12% in Doncaster and 15% in Rotherham - all Labour strongholds.
Tony Lloyd, Labour MP for Manchester Central said he was disappointed that some voters had turned to the BNP.
"I am genuinely not just disappointed, I think it is a matter of shame, this country has a deserved reputation for a tolerant society.
"Their (the BNP) vision for Britain is a nightmare for Britain. I think many people will wake up with some sense of shame.
"Two racists is obviously two too many."
Paul Kenny, general secretary of the GMB union, said: "On D-Day, Britain sent an army to Europe to stop the Nazis getting to Britain.
"It is an absolute insult to the memories to those who fought that 65 years later Britain is now sending Nazis to Europe to represent us."
But speaking after his victory Mr Brons said: "I regard this as the first step to the UK getting freedom from the EU dictatorship.
"Despite the headlines, despite the money, despite the misrepresentation we have managed to win through."

BRITISH NATIONAL PARTY WIN 2 MEP'S

European elections 2009: The British National Party wins first ever seat

The far-Right British National Party won a seat in the European Parliament for the first time in its history after receiving 120,139 votes in the Yorkshire and Humber region. Andrew Brons (pictured) won the last of six seats for the anti-immigration party, sending shockwaves through the mainstream political parties. Health Secretary Andy Burnham said that it was "deeply uncomfortable" to see the BNP polling in such large numbers. European elections 2009: results in full He said that they had been the beneficiaries of an "anti-politics mood" which had hit all the main parties in the wake of the MPs' expenses scandal. "It is a sad moment in British politics," he said. "The BNP is like the ultimate protest vote. It is how to deliver the establishment a two-fingered salute. I think largely it is a comment on Westminster politics." Meanwhile, far-Right parties and extremists made gains across Europe on Sunday night as protest votes and low turnouts marked elections for the European parliament. Exit polls suggested that voter participation would fall below 45 per cent, the lowest level since the first direct elections to the parliament 30 years ago. source

BNP WIN FIRST SEAT IN EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT

WIN!

FAIL!

Sharon Wilkinson Wins The BNP Its First County Council Seat

"I'm devastated. I lost my own seat and ended up coming third" says Tony Martin, a Burnley Labour councillor for 20 years

The British National Party (BNP) has won its first county council seat in England in the party's stronghold of Burnley in Lancashire.
The BNP won one seat with the Liberal Democrats taking the remaining five. All six seats in the town had been held by Labour since 2005.
Burnley already has four BNP members who sit on the local borough council.
Tony Martin, a Labour county councillor in the town for 20 years, said it was "an awful day for Labour in Burnley".
In Burnley, with 11% of its 65,000 electorate from ethnic minorities, mainly Pakistani and Bangladeshi communities, the turnout was measured at about 35% after the first three results - well down from the 2005 turnout of nearly 60%. The BNP's Sharon Wilkinson defeated Labour's Marcus Johnstone in the Padiham and Burnley West ward to gain her seat on the county council. Leader of Lancashire County Council Hazel Harding was also defeated, losing her Rossendale North seat. Ms Wilkinson said: "It is absolutely wonderful for the party and gives me the opportunity to represent more people."
Kitty Ussher, Labour MP for Burnley, said: "It is disappointing. "We have lost some really good county councillors who have worked very hard to serve their community. "I think we were the victims of uncertain economic and political times nationally. "Hazel Blears wore a brooch saying, 'Rocking the boat'. If you are in choppy waters you don't change the captain. "We have a very good and able prime minister to take us through this difficult time." Gordon Birtwistle, the Liberal Democrat leader of Burnley Borough Council and prospective parliamentary candidate for the town, said: "We are over the moon - we have completely wiped Labour off the map.
"They had all six seats, today they lost the lot, of which we took five of the six. "Obviously Labour nationally are in a catastrophic position."

Tony Martin, a Labour county councillor in Burnley for 20 years until Thursday's election defeat, said: "It has been an absolutely awful day for Labour in Burnley.
"We expected the results to be bad but we hoped we could hold on to a couple of seats.
"I'm devastated. I lost my own seat and ended up coming third.
"It is the same for Labour as it was with the Tories in 1997.
"They just had to reform themselves and are now doing very well with Cameron.
"We have been in power for 13 years and sometimes you get the backlash. We will be back." (CT:-we won't hold our breath Tony. You just run along, crack open a packet of Werthers Originals and enjoy a nice mug of fuck off!)

Cheers!

We heard the British Freedom Fighter Youth recommends the Covert Blog so thanks. We return the gesture.

Chicken injected with beef waste sold in UK

Muslims and Jews conned into eating meat bulked out with cow and pig products

Cafes and restaurants across Britain have been selling chicken secretly injected with beef and pork waste, The Independent can reveal today.In a hi-tech fraud run by firms in three EU states, food manufacturers are making bulking agents out of porcine and bovine gristle and bones that help inflate chicken breasts, so that they fetch a higher price.The swindle was only detected by the Food Standards Agency (FSA) using new scientific techniques because the non-chicken material had been so highly processed it passed standard DNA tests.Thousands of restaurateurs and cafe owners are likely to have been conned into buying chicken containing the powder – which binds water into chicken breasts – while diners have been unwittingly consuming traces of other animals when eating out.Britain's two million Muslims, Jews and Hindus are forbidden from eating either pork or beef.Muslims would ordinarily eat halal chicken and Jews kosher chicken sold through approved caterers and butchers.The Hindu Forum of Britain described news of the adulteration, which will be confirmed publicly today, as "shocking and potentially very distressing".Its secretary general, Bharti Tailor, said: "Eating beef is expressly forbidden because cows are considered to be sacred as they are a representation of the bounty of the gods, even unknowingly. The fact that the protein powders injected into chickens served in restaurants and cafes contain even traces of beef or pork is horrific.And [the fact] that Hindus will have been eating beef contaminated chickens will be mentally agonising. Many will feel that they have broken their religious code of conduct."The food regulator acknowledged the serious consequences of its findings. "Use of these proteins does not make chicken products unsafe, but it is important that people are given accurate information about their food," the FSA said.The fraud has been taking place for at least the past two years, and still continues because of inaction by the authorities in three EU states, believed to be Germany, Netherlands and Spain.The European Commission rebuffed British demands to ban beef and pork proteins from being added to chicken when first detected in the UK and Ireland in 2001 and 2003. Then, action was taken against a chicken company in the Netherlands and the authorities thought the problem had gone away.When complaints began to surface again last year, the FSA launched a secret investigation to ascertain whether chicken – the most eaten meat in the UK – was being adulterated again.At first, scientists could not find any non-chicken protein because the meat had been "de-natured" (made unrecognisable). The Central Science Laboratory in York and York University developed special DNA market tests."It's like Olympic drug tests; they stay one step ahead of the testers," said a source close to the investigation.Manufacturers in Germany and Spain are thought to be making the protein powders; Dutch firms inject them into chickens sold on to UK wholesalers supplying the catering trade.Using a new DNA marker technique, the FSA tested five protein powders from three companies.All five were found to contain a non-poultry material identified as bovine collagen. Further tests found the presence of porcine material in two powders.Tests picked up traces of beef in one of three chicken breasts.In a report passed to The Independent, the FSA noted: "The study of a small number of injection powders used in chicken breast products has indicated the presence of undeclared, mammalian peptides, i.e., from a non-poultry source in the samples analysed.The analyses applied indicate the presence of bovine collagen in all the powders sampled and suggest the presence of porcine collagen in some of the powders."It added: "Certification accompanying the powders claim they are produced only from a poultry source, however, the analytical results suggest this claim could not be substantiated."Manufacturers can legally add water to chicken, for instance to improve succulence, but must declare water content of above 5 per cent. Fresh chicken meat sold by supermarkets or butchers cannot have any added ingredients. When the FSA alerted its continental counterparts, the factories involved were inspected but no legal action has been taken.Some chicken products state on the label whether they contain hydrolised (chicken) proteins. The FSA advised consumers that they "may wish" to avoid such chicken."If you are eating food from a restaurant or takeaway you should ask if the chicken served contains hydrolysed animal proteins," the FSA will say today. "Restaurants and catering establishments will have this information available to them."Sue Davies, chief policy adviser at the consumer group Which?, said: "It's bad enough that when you think you're buying chicken what you're paying for is an awful lot of water and other animal proteins but if you want to avoid beef or pork for religious reasons it's going to be particularly shocking and annoying. There's a need for better enforcement action, or people will carry on doing this."Religious views: Sacred productsJudaismJews are forbidden from eating pork as pigs are considered unclean animals. The Jewish dietary laws are the laws of kashrut (keeping kosher). Hence food in accord with Jewish law is termed kosher, food not in accord is treifah or treif.HinduismObservant Hindus who eat meat almost always abstain from beef. The cow is sacred and beef has been forbidden in the Hindu religion and diet. Hindu society honours the cow and cow-slaughter is banned legally in almost Indian states. The largely pastoral Vedic people and subsequent generations relied heavily on it for dairy products and tilling the fields.IslamMuslims are prohibited from eating pork products. All meat must come from a herbivorous animal slaughtered and bled to death in the name of God by a Muslim, Jew or Christian, with the exception of game that one has hunted or fished for oneself. Food permissible for Muslims is known as halal food.Protein problems: Contaminated chicken2001The Food Standards Agency finds chicken with as little as 54 per cent meat and undeclared protein. The FSA urges the Netherlands and Belgium to tackle exporters.2003The FSA and the Food Safety Agency of Ireland find beef and pork in Dutch chicken. The FSAI warns that the EU and the Dutch are failing to police labelling rules. The European Commission rejects a call to ban beef and pork proteins, saying the matter is "primarily an infringement of food labelling legislation".2004-2007No new surveys on chicken are published. Many believe the problem has gone away.2008FSA investigates new allegations, but pork and beef cannot be detected by conventional DNA tests as it has been "de-natured" (rendered unidentifiable from its origins).2009Test results are obtained by The Independent.

A Somali Arrives In Britain....

A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK .
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........
'Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'
The passer by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican!'
The man goes on and encounters another passer by. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK !'
The person says, 'I not British, I Polish!'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Britain !'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Russia , I am not from Britain !'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a British?'
She says, 'No, I am from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the British?'
The African lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably at work'

BNP's Successful Day Out In Thurrock Essex

"Cllr Paul Golding takes a look at how the British National Party elections campaign is progressing in Essex".

BNP Announce Plans To Take Over UK Call Centres

"Good morning you're through to the United Kingdom, press 1 if you speak English or press 2 to be disconnected until you fucking well can".

Monumental Gaffe Of The Week......Oh! The Shame

Just when we thought things couldn't get any funnier Gareth at Anal Conflict.......sorry we mean 'Final Conflict' has dropped a clanger. As a few of you are aware there is an ongoing issue with regards to security issues with Gormless Gareth and his 'PROFIT BEFORE POWER' hobby, but we'll be talking more about this after the elections and it will make for very interesting reading, so be patient. This issue is funny as fuck though. As you know Gerry Gable has been pushing for people to vote for UKIP and guess what, so has Gareth, but Gerry will be hard pressed not to snigger at this gaffe along with the rest of us. On his website Gareth couldn't wait to put up some more 'facts', his eagerness though seems to have turned round and bitten him right on his scrawny arse in spectacular style and heres why....
Gormless Gareth said 'ukip website gets 370,00 (editor: not sure what that number is) hits to BNP's 42,000"
Well Gareth, let us explain....firstly you say hits but you obviously didn't read your own post because the stats you provided were 'Rankings' which means the lower the number the HIGHER ranked you are which in actual fact puts the BNP way ahead and UKIP waaaaaay down at the bottom. Silly mistake but thanks for the entertainment gormless. Stick to selling Searchlight and tell Gerry you sold 6,000,000 LOL.

Since this appeared elsewhere Anal Conflict have decided its in his best interest to remove the hysterically funny gaffe but we got a screen shot so you can all share in the laughter.

Racist Grooming: The Truth

Shocking video interview's with white female victims that everyone should see

Party Chairman Nick Griffin introduces a series of three shocking clips that highlight the truth about racial grooming of young white girls. (click images to watch videos)

First in a series of three shocking clips that highlight the truth about the racial grooming of young white girls

Second in a series of three shocking clips that highlight the truth about the racial grooming of young white girls.

Last in a series of three shocking clips that highlight the truth about the racial grooming of young white girls.

We urge everyone to watch all these videos. This is truely shocking stuff as we hear first hand accounts from the victims themselves and their families. If you want to see how the families of victims are being treated by the authorities in these cases watch 'part 3'.

Desperately Seeking Something

Its been really entertaining over the past week watching the mass hysteria that has set in amongst the left and known associates as panic overwhelms them in the lead up to the European Elections. From poxy Internet websites that seemed to be popping up everywhere to the mainstream media they are all like a bunch of rattled chickens with the Fox at the door.

How many times have you seen election broadcasts from parties you have never heard of and wondered where the fuck they sprang from? That's Labour for you, they are starting so many new organisations to try and sway the electorate its laughable.

The thing is a large portion of the country have already made their minds up, not because someone is telling them to vote 'nationalist' but because they can see for themselves what their Nation is becoming.

You can still donate to the BRITISH NATIONAL PARTY by texting the word 'donate' to 60777

Calls will cost £3.00 and standard network charges will apply. You also get a brilliant video response from the BNP chairman Nick Griffin.

Imagine The Smell!
WARNING! This video has graphic scenes and should be a lesson to anyone who wants to jump ontop of a train and prance about like a retard next to live powerlines.

thanks to FYC

First off sorry to all our readers for not posting for almost two weeks. As some of you know we've been very busy and we have also been avoiding all the petty sniping that everyone else has been doing because thats what decent folks do regardless in the lead up to elections. We have duely noted where and who all the so called 'nationalists' are and to be honest it was a real shame to see but then again we wouldn't expect anything less. Anyway, theres only a few days left to go before the elections and we can't emphasise enough that we wish the best of luck to ALL nationalist candidates at this time.

EMAIL WARNING! EMAIL WARNING!

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu, please ignore it.

It's just spam ;-)

UPDATED!

Dodgy Emails To Avoid

The emails mentioned earlier ARE safe, should you get one, however if the email contains an ATTACHMENT do not open it and delete it immediately as its the attachment that carried a virus.

Upgrade problems? Maybe We Can Help?

A few months ago, I upgraded from Drinking Mates 4.2 to Girlfriend 1.0

Which I had been told for years wouldn't give me any trouble. However,

There are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only

Solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several

Other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and

Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend 1.0 proved no better. I

Tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left

A virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several

Weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run the new Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0

At the same time, only to discover that when these two systems

Detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I

Eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product

Soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. Whilst Wife 1.0 tends to

Use up all my available resources, it does at least come bundled with

FreeSexPlus and Clean House 2005. Shortly after this upgrade however, I

Found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and extremely costly to

Run.

Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and

Could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had

Forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer

And E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and

Whinge 2. Worse still, these latter products have no Help files, and I

Have to try and guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly

Requiring Adobe ShoeShop, HandBag Searcher and Hairstyle Express, all

Of which need to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0

Attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0

Also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't

Be turned off.

I've recently been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could

Be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife

1.0 detects Mistress 2005; it tends to delete all of your money before

Uninstalling itself.

Video Of The Week

Photography & Video In Public Places

Heres a brilliant 11 minute video and if you've ever been stopped in the Street for filming then take a gander at this film. Obviously under some circumstances its a matter of good manners depending on where you are filming, for example if you are filming next to a school during term time would deserve anyone with no visable reason to be doing it apart from being armed with a camera a short Q&A session, but just everyday public life on busy streets......? Watch this video. Our favourite is the two community (plastic cops) police and the chinese/Japanese/Viet Cong/oriental type fella who needs to get a grasp of the English language let alone the law. Anyway don't take our word for it, watch the video, its very entertaining.

BNP Election Broadcast That The Media

Didn't Want You To See
This is the official video that was rejected for mainstream TV......why?

We Told You So
Homosexual Pete Rushton shows his support for multicultural Britain

Jumping ship from each short lived and non-productive fringe 'party' he involves himself with like a fudgepacking rat has always been Rushtons trademark and his true agenda has finally exposed itself as he turns his attention to the 'English Democrats' along side the other fuckwit Mark Cotterill as they forge their way forward for an 'enriched' England. Rushton who has had many slaps for "being a red" over the years seems to have given up and finally come out of the closet so to speak with his latest venture. Heres what Rushton wants now...

Zak Dingle Has A Change Of Heart And Now Supports The BNP (alledgedly)

Tom Holmes - National Front

Bloody nice bloke is Tom he deserves the support of his party

Tom Holmes (NF Chairman), Bernard Franklin(Deputy Chairman), Norman Tompkinson(Treasurer)

You can hear the Macc Lads Tribute To Mr Methane HERE

Mr Methane Finally Blasts His Way Onto Primetime TV

Its taken over 20 years and the Macclads even wrote a song in his honour and we take our hats off to you sir

Mr Methane

I must be going soft, or I'm turning paranoid,Its been over a week since I went out with the boysI've not been down the football, I've missed two stoppy-backsI haven't been disgusting when I'm chatting-up the crackI've not been sick or waved me dick at fanny in the streetPoured bitter down me arsehole or drank a pint of pissOr slashed through letterboxes, ate kebabs and puked them upThen I found this old phone number and I thought:"Oh what the fuck- I'll ring it up."
"Help me Mr Methane, what the bollocks can I do?"His secretary says she's got the Kremlin on line two,And Maggie Thatcher's got a problem with the TUCAnd Mr Methane's sorting out the German UnityI said: "Sod the Bank of England and the economy,Hang the commie bastards, twat the EEC,I've got a problem with my beer and sex and chips n gravyAnd I haven't beat a poof up since a week last Saturday,Haven't had a shag since Tuesday, (I forgot to throw her out)I only drank ten pints last night (its practically nowt)The secretary says: "I see, I'll get him for you fast!"Mr Methane came, picked up the phone, and offered his adviceWith a blast........
I slammed the phone down, pegged it down the local like a shot,Drinking beer like something that drinks beer a fucking lotRammed me knob right down the gob of the nearest bird to meTook her back, filled her crack, then said: "You've got HIV,But don't worry, if you hurry, there's a number you can call,He sorts out massive problems, and viruses are small,So fuck off to the phonebox, slag, or I'll give you the boot,She rang up Mr Methane and he cured her instantly....With a poot.
If you've got a cough, your bitter's off, or you just can't get dead pissed,Got no fags, the wife's a drag, kidnapped by terrorists,Or something's wrong with the plane you're on and its crashing in the sea,Call up Mr Methane, he's cured AIDs and dysentry,Famines, floods and tidal waves and cancer of the heartAnd he'll even tell you who will win the two o'clock at York....With a fart.